Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Worst Food Combinations Ever!

1. Pop Rocks and Soda:
(Warning: May cause spontaneous head explosion.)

2. Pop Rocks and Viagra:
(Warning: May cause spontaneous head explosion.)

3. Soylent Green and Homeless People:
Tastes like unwashed feet.

4. Pork Chops and Falafel:
Many holy wars have been started over this.

5. Matter and Antimatter Sandwich:
(Warning: This combination may destroy the universe.  Eat with caution.)

6. Ham and Bellybutton Cheese Sandwich:
Although eating cheese that is grown on your body is cost-efficient, this would make you a cannibal.

7. Sweet and Sour Anything:
Sweet and sour are completely opposite.  It doesn't make any sense whatsoever and therefore should not ever be combined under any circumstances.  End of discussion.

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